May 2007 Quotes
Episode 5205
Steph: [As she and Toadie snuggle in a bundle of bedding in the living room of number32] Do you realise we are together in bed, alone, ...
Toadie: Oh my god for the first time.
Steph: [Nods her agreement]
Toadie: [Gasps] Oh no! I've moved in, I normally try before I buy.
Episode 5205
Zeke: [Tapping Ringo on the should as he sits near him in the General Store] Hey mate, have you seen Lolly, she was meant to meet us here?
Ringo: Oh yeah, she texted me she said that she's spewing up all over the place.
Bree: [Putting down the drink she was drinking] Urgh, thanks for ruining my smoothie.
Episode 5205
Janelle: [As she wanders into Erinsborough approaching Bree after passes a pale looking Paul] What's up with peg leg?
Episode 5205
Karl: [Entering number 28 as Rachel and Zeke cook in the kitchen] Hi.
Rachel: Hey.
Zeke: Hey!
Karl: Something smells good. [As he sees Rachel and Zeke's school eggs which they have been assigned to look after as though they were children] Oh yum eggs.
Rachel/Zeke: Noooo!
Rachel: How could you be so insensitive?
Karl: [Looks confused]
Episode 5210
Carmella: [As she frets over the Lassiter function she is attending with Oliver] I know how important this function is for you. I want to help you make a good impression. I've even been working on my engaging smalltalk 'Hi, I'm Carmella...you booked Lassiter's for you clients how sterling'.
Episode 5206
Janelle: [About Ned's offer to do anything to make up for his part in robbing number 26] Come on, don't tell me you have never wanted your own personal slave. We can dress him up if you want. Collar and lead.
Janae: [In disgust] Not funny.
Episode 5208
Bree: [As Rachel flips to the back of the school text book she is answering questions from] No.
Rachel: The answers are in the back of the book.
Bree: No!
Rachel: Oh come on just this once, I've had a lot on my mind lately.
Bree: Don't use your dysfunctional family as an excuse to cheat.
Episode 5209
Terrance: [After worming his way back into Sky's head after they had sex during a Spiritualist session in which he claims Stingray took over] If you want me to let him through again
you let me know.
Episode 5212
Pepper: [As she wanders over to Boyd whilst waiting for Rosetta and Carmella to finish a doctors appointment with Charlotte] Where are you going?
Boyd: Err I'm going to get a coffee.
Pepper: Ooh I'll come I've only had three.
Episode 5212
Pepper: [As Boyd explains that he feels she might have adopted the Timmins hate campaign against him] Oh and you think I hate you like everyone else does?
Boyd: Well yeah.
Pepper: No I don't.
Boyd: Really?
Pepper: Yeah, I'm Switzerland baby, Neutral.
Episode 5213
Janae: [About the car she had bought for her and Boyd to work on just before their marriage broke apart] You know, I was going to have it taken away and crushed into a giant cube o scrap metal ... like in that James Bond film except that one had a body in it ... I should be so lucky.
Episode 5213
Lou: [As Janae pesters him to spar with her in preparation for her upcoming boxing competition] Janae, the truth is love I've hung up the gloves.
Janae: Why?
Lou: Well given everything that has happened out there Harold's words hav finally hit home there is, there's far too much violence out there.
Janae: Lou it's a sport.
Lou: So's bog snorkeling but it doesn't mean I have to be a fan.
Episode 5213
Frazer: [Several moments after Rosetta admitted that her hands were as sweaty as his as they prepare to enter the race track for the first time since Frazer's accident] Geez you're right it's like a dead fish!
Episode 5213
Bree: [As she wonders about life if Susan choose Karl over Tom and how Rachel and Zeke would have to call Tom 'Dad'] I would rather lick the floor at Colac chook works.
Episode 5213
Rachel: [As Ringo brings up the topic of a spark in a relationship and whether it's present in their relationship] What happens when the spark goes out?
Ringo: Well I just close my eyes and think of Jessica Alba.
Episode 5215
Steph: [As Toadie frets about visiting the all women's prison Sky is in as he is perved on by all of the inmates] Aww. Well why don't you try walking past a building site huh? Us women have been putting up with that stuff for years so ... suffer.
Episode 5223
Susan: [As Karl shows off his new exercise equipment which he has constructed in the number 28 living room] And I don't want all of this stuff cluttering up the lounge room either, you should put it in the garage.
Karl: No, it'll be cold out there.
Susan: Not as cold as our bedroom will be if you don't move it.
Karl: That'll hurt you more that it hurts me.
Episode 5223
Susan: [As she taunts Karl by eating a slice of cake as he begins his new fitnes regime] You know Karl, at our stage of life don't you think we've earnt the right to take it easy?
Karl: I hope that goes straight to your backside.
Susan: [Stops grinning and glares]
